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Joke of the Day
"What do ghosts do when they're sad? They get in an elevator to lift their spirits."
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"During my school days I was living on baked beans. A house would probably have been a smarter option."
"A coworker sent me an instant message mistakenly typing ""The cloak stopped working"" to which I responded ""OMG you can see me?!"""
"What do you get when a ghost takes a crap? Rectoplasm."
"What's the difference between a garbanzo and a chickpea? Trump has never had a garbanzo on his face."
"How do you distinguish a French tank from a British tank? The rear-view mirrors"
"I've finally figured out why I can't lose this extra weight. The shampoo I use in shower that runs down my body says, ""4 extra volume & body"
"why wouldn't the black pencil write on the white paper? it was erase-ist"
"A set of jumper cables walks into a bar The waiter looks at him and says "" I'll serve you, but don't start anything."""
"I went to a party with a group of pacifists the other night. It was pretty killer."