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Joke of the Day
"Reddit vs the Titanic At least the Titanic had a band"
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"what's your pitch? ""so this guy steals from the rich..."" ok ""and gives to the poor"" nice. what's his name? ""Robin..."" haha I love it ""Hood"" wait"
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