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Joke of the Day
"Scientists researched if cheetahs could drive more than 60mph The results were catastrophic"
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"A psychic walks into a bar... it was then that everybody realized she was a fraud."
"Which day is the most agreeable? Yesterday"
"What do ducks use to get high? Quack cocaine [Originally from Askreddit](http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/36u262/whats_the_best_joke_we_can_make_one_word_at_a_time/crh46r7)"
"A handsome and well dressed old man walks into a bar... ... approaches a good looking elderly lady, and says: ""Do I come here often?"""
"A Racist, a viciously jealous wife and a socialist walk into a room... Welcome to the US General election debate!"
"I'm on the steak diet. You just have four steaks for breakfast, four for lunch, then a sensible dinner of six steaks."
"I asked her if she had ever tried 69 I asked my grandma if she had ever tried 69. She said, ""No, but I have done 53 -- that's all the sailors I could screw in one night."""
"Get out of any speeding ticket by assuring the officer that you're already miserable and adequately beaten down by life."
"I just hit a duck with my car. Wasn't even in it. Incredible strength."