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Joke of the Day
"Deja Moo I feel like I've heard this bull before..."
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"Hot Air Balloons are like Marijuana... The more you blaze it, the higher you become."
"What's a Mexican's favourite letter? C. LOL! I heard this at work today, top fucking bantz!"
"Kevin Ware's leg Unfortunately Kevin Ware and his leg did not display the same structure and elasticity as his brother Tupper"
"My coffee shop in Tokyo hasn't had many customers in the last couple of months... It's ok now though, people are starting to drift in."
"In congested traffic, it's best to stay on the right side of the road. It'd be a real tragedy if you were on the wrong side."
"Y'all notice how Tumblr is full of people blogging about guns? Seems like every other blog has a 'Trigger Warning.'"
"What type of cancer is an anarchist immune to? Prostate"
"A polaroid is what an eskimo takes when he wants to bulk up."
"If sex is a pain in the ass ... Then you're doing it wrong."