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Joke of the Day
"I mentioned my back pain to my dad in passing today. His reply? ""At least it's all behind you."""
Next Joke
"Quick question: How many bowls of mac and cheese can you eat during a Skype job interview before you look unprofessional?"
"What do you call a pile of kittens? A Meow-tain"
"I hate people who say ""said no one ever"" to things I said because I literally just f-cking said it."
"Have you heard the joke about the pencil? It's not really worth it, it doesn't have a point."
"Utilizing your Miranda rights... POLICE: Anything you say will be held against you... BOY: Titties."
"According to the customer service, the cable guy should be here sometime between 10:00 a.m. and the return of Christ."
"What do you call it when a man uses a Confederate flag as a blanket? A white power nap."
"free toilet paper samples at sams club today. everyones wiping their slopped up holes in the middle of the aisle. its disgusting"
"Guess what came in the mail today? I did. I ran out of napkins."