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Joke of the Day
"Heard today that most feminists are lesbians that's why they can't think straight."
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"Someone dropped their Scrabble in the middle of the road... ...that's the word on the street anyway."
"Neighbor: Awww! She's adorable! What is she? Me: A dog. Duh. Neighbor..."
"If Hannibal Lector is not a vegetarian, what is he? A humanitarian."
"Did you hear about the man with five penises? His condom fitted like a glove."
"The irony of war is that The ones who are right are the ones left."
"There are 10 types of people in the world Those who understand binary, those who don't, those who think this joke is in base 3, and those who know this joke is in base 4."
"I had a Ford Fiesta.... and fed it some adderall and it turned into a Ford Focus"
"What do you call an antelope that's really bad at being an antelope? A cantelope."
"Why are 9/11 victims the best readers? They can go through 94 stories in seconds!"