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Joke of the Day
"Gary Johnson Has won the election."
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"the worst part of the robot uprising will be the constant software updates"
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"Jesus christ, guys! Can we stop arguing about politics for ONE second and change subject to something more lighthearted? So what are your guys' thoughts on abortion?"
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