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Joke of the Day

"How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just 1. It's offensive that you thought this was a joke."

"My girlfriend of 8 years recently told me she used to be a man This actually itsn't a joke I just had to get it off my chest. I'm heartbroken, what should I do?"

"How do people lose their kids at the mall? Seriously, any tips would be greatly appreciated."

"Chuck Norris does not eat. Food understands that the only safe haven from Chuck Norris' fists is inside his own body."

"2 atoms of helium acting funny ~ HeHe"

"Why are prosthetic limbs so in fashion? Anyone can pull them off"

"Your mama's house is so small. . you walk into her front door and find her backyard."

"Spoiler alert: this milk expired five days ago"

"""Opinions are like assholes..."" ""... I like yours."" -SO this morning"

"What did they do to the burger who thought he was a rooster? Cook-a-doodle-do!"