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Joke of the Day

"How do people lose their kids at the mall? Seriously, any tips would be greatly appreciated."

"Why is Edward still in Russia? Because he is Snowd*en*"

"I won't block you, but I will put a curse on you that you'll never be able to finish a sneeze ever again for the rest of your life."

"I am a nobody, nobody is perfect, therefore I am perfect."

"George Michael was upset to find he had let a chocolate bar melt in his pocket It was just a careless whisper"

"If you want to be remembered when you die... Borrow money from everyone you know"

"""Doctor, doctor, I keep seeing green spots."" ""Have you seen an optometrist?"" ""No, just green spots."""

"What's green, fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table"

"What is Australian cuisine called? Prison Food Source: 8 out of 10 Cats does Countdown"

"Did you guys ever prank your passed out friend by putting his hand in a bowl of warm water and then dropping a tiny toaster in it?"