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Joke of the Day
"I named my penis 'secret'... ...Strong enough for a man, made for a woman."
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"Did you hear about the baker's son? He was in-bred."
"You know what they say about duct tape... It makes no..no..no sound like mh..mh..mh Credit to my coworker for that one."
"My humour is so black... ... it started picking cotton."
"I can't prove God isn't real, but at the same time, I can't prove that my dog doesn't run a violent Asian street gang while I'm asleep."
"How many women are necessary to change a lightbulb? One... but, what does it matter if she will ask a man to do it?!"
"The government is so screwed up and dysfunctional, I'm amazed I haven't tried to date it yet"
"Me to Dr: I have no energy lately. Dr: you need to exercise more Me:... Dr:... Me: Let's start this again."
"Did you hear about the short sighted circumsizer? He got the sack"
"Why did the polygons of Geometric Grove disapprove of their new triangle neighbor? He was a degenerate triangle."