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Joke of the Day
"Why can't you find an Abbey National at the North Pole? Because Santa dere."
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"My grandpa always told me to watch my health, not my money.. ... one day as I was taking a walk, watching my health, someone stole my wallet. It was my grandpa."
"A bad Workman blames his fools *tools Fucking autocorrect"
"One big plot hole in X-Men is that Wolverine is over 100 yrs old but there's never been a point in history when that was a hairstyle."
"What do you call a butthurt white guy? A salty cracker."
"The first fireman to get called to rescue a cat in a tree must have had the hose wrestled from him before someone told him to get a ladder."
"Why doesn't people with two dicks get into the porn industry? Because they know they'll be fucked over. Edit: Don't, not doesn't. Sorry can't change title."
"I tried playing hide-n-seek with my friends newborn and now I'm not allowed back inside that hospital :("
"Don't feel sad...don't feel blue... Frankenstein was ugly too..."
"I Saw a Jewish Ghost Last Night... I was so scared I started to shiva."