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Joke of the Day

"I hate people that drink in order to have fun. Why can't they say it's great just to drink, whether you have fun or not?"

"How do historians know that Joseph wasn't Jesus' dad? Because when you're a carpenter in the desert you can't get wood."

"Big vote today in England. If Leave wins I predict : Brexit to be followed by Grexit. Departugal. Italeave. Fruckoff. Czechout. Oustria. Finish. Slovakout. Latervia. Byegium"

"9/11 Jokes Aren't Funny... they are just plane wrong."

"Boss: Why weren't you at work last week? Me: Why are you living in the past?"

"Some say cheetahs are the fastest animal at 60 mph. Not true. Dogs have been clocked at 18,000 mph when the Soviets launched one into space."

"Your mom is like the Liberty Bell ............ Everyone gets to feel her crack !"

"Why was it easier for the whistleblower to leave American soil earlier in the year? It didn't Snowden."

"How can you tell if a black man has been using your computer? It won't be there"

"An elderly woman at an ATM asked me to check her balance. So I pushed her over. Yep, she needs a walker"