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Joke of the Day
"Who made Lewis and Clark's footwear? Sock-a-gawea."
Next Joke
"*goes to the gym* *takes a selfie & posts it on Facebook for the wife to see* *hurries to the bar*"
"What happens when a man of jewish descent runs into a wall with an erection? He breaks his nose."
"Why shouldn't you put a baby in the microwave? Because you get better results from slowly roasting it in the oven."
"Why do lesbians shop at Sports Authority? Because they don't like Dick's."
"What did the two vegan strangers say to each other? Nothing. They didn't meat."
"So I looked this up on Yahoo... Just kidding, I used Google."
"Four stages of my life: 1. Life is beautiful. 2. What is twitter? 3. Twitter is beautiful. 4. What is life?"
"What idiot called them ""cannibals"" and not ""humanitarians""?"
"I knew the Psychic was a phony as soon as she accepted my check."