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Joke of the Day

"ME: Would you ever get a tattoo? DAD: I don't even highlight in books"

"A physics student asked her professor to describe what happened right before the Big Bang... ....but the professor couldn't, because there was no time."

"Do you want to hear a dirty joke? A white horse fell into some mud"

"Yo mama so fat she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in!"

"Motels may wanna take down that ""Color TV"" sign. We know."

"[NSFW] A baby was born with no eye lids. . So they used the skin from his circumcision to make them. They said he'll be alright, just a little cockeyed."

"I'd tell you a joke about my penis... but it's way too long."

"Why couldn't the lifeguard save the drowning hippie? [x-post from r/gratefuldead ] Because he was too far out man!"

"My Grandfather died in a concetration camp. He fell out of a really tall guard tower. so sad r.i.p"

"They irony of being hit by a Dodge."