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Joke of the Day
"They irony of being hit by a Dodge."
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"A man walked into an appliance store and asked the clerk, ""Do you sell color televisions?"" ""Yes,"" said the clerk. The man replied, ""Then give me a green one."""
"How do you separate Siamese triplets? WE CUT OUT THE MIDDLEMAN AND PASS THE SAVINGS ALONG TO YOUUUUU!!!"
"Q: Why are blondes hurt by people's words? A: Because people keep hitting them with dictionaries."
"So a guy orders a pizza. . ..they ask him, ""would you like that cut into six pieces or eight? He says, ""Oh, six! I could never eat eight."""
"[first date questions] You like meat? I make killer beef jerky with leftover hobo carcasses...and she's gone Whatever she's probably vegan"
"Why was the pencil teacher always confused?"
"I love when people spend 7 minutes trying to back into a parking space just so they can leave ""quicker"""
"Timothy's mom has three children. The first one's name is April. The second one's name is June. What is the third child's name? Timothy."
"Incognito mode on google chrome is useless.. Everyone in the library can still see me wanking"