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Joke of the Day
"I just got a great deal on a Ray Rice jersey The price couldn't be beat"
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"When I see a guy sleeping on an unfolded cardboard box, I never know if he's homeless or just tired from breakdancing."
"What do spam emails and porn have in common? They both make me insecure about my penis."
"You can fart openly as long as you're always holding a whoopee cushion."
"Why was Mohamed Ali born a fighter? In the womb, he used to fight bald clowns. (Self made joke)"
"What did Hitler say when he got a 10 kill streak? Get reiched."
"""there's nothing sexier than a chick that knows how to work on cars"" Dudes, trying to get us to do that job too."
"What's grey and moves at a hundred miles an hour ? A jet propelled elephant !"
"Did you hear the joke about your mother's cooking? It's in bad taste."
"Q: What do you get if you cross a skunk with a boomerang? A: A nasty smell that you can't get rid of."