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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a horny lightbulb? Illumi-naughty. ;)"

"What's the difference between a Genealogist and a gynecologist? A genealogist looks up your family tree. A gynecologist looks up your family bush."

"What does a nerd and a bad baseball player have in common? They both can't get to first base!"

"Why do space rocks taste better than earth rocks? Because they are a little meteor"

"My friend and I were playing 'biggest number', and for my number I simply multiplied his number by itself. I won fair and square."

"I'm having an existential crisis because I dialed a wrong number and the man who answered asked me, ""Who is you?!"""

"Want to hear a joke about nitric oxide? sodium hypobromite"

"Corn Nuts is the name of a delicious snack treat. And a horrible medical condition."

"Man: Your place or mine? Women: Both, you go to yours and I'll go to mine."

"Why are gay people such good swimmers? because they are flambuoyant"