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Joke of the Day

"Corny joke What is sex like while camping? = In tents (Intense)"

"Universe's odds of existing? Near impossible. Humanity's odds of existing? Near impossible. My chances at a relationship? Well... I make the other odds look like a 1 in 6 roll on loaded dice."

"What do you call a boyscout in WWII-era Germany? A knotzi."

"Where do Mormon deer call home? Salt Lick City"

"What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain? ""I don't know."" ""So you're the one!"""

"I'd like to buy a bed please. Certainly madam. Spring mattress? Oh no! I want to be able to use it all year."

"What did the Elk say after leaving a gay bar? I cannot believe I just blew 50 bucks back there!"

"The home cooked pizza box says to cook the pizza between 14 and 16 minutes. That's 15 minutes, right? I'm not reading too much into it?"

"Stevie Wonder got a cheesegrater for Christmas. He said it was the most violent book he's ever read."

"Finally watching Michael Bay's TMNT. Best part so far is a dude answering a Skype call and yelling ""How did you get this number?!?"""