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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a security guard stationed outside of a Samsung? A Guardian of the Galaxy"
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"Explain to me the down side of being under house arrest."
"And as they were eating, Jesus took content and linked to it, giving it to his disciples, and said, 'Take, eat; this is my brand'"
"Grape Joke What did the green grape say to the purple grape? Breathe!"
"Why are farmers cruel? Because they pull corn by the ears."
"Why is it more expensive to use air pumps nowadays? Inflation"
"NO I WOULD NOT LIKE TO KNOW WHAT FRUIT MY BODY IS SHAPED LIKE"
"Hey u should give your secret boss this Coke. *bottle says ""Share a Coke w/ the Drug Maker Guy""* *undercover cop's fake mustache falls off*"
"Two high dudes meet... ""What's your name?"" ""Jack without a V."" ""There's no V in Jack."" ""That's what I just said."""
"Whhat do jellybeans and the world have in common? Everyone hates the black ones!"