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Joke of the Day
"I do not care how old I am. I am going in the bouncy castle!"
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"What did the bartender say to the alien? ""You're drunk ET, go home!"""
"Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees."
"Why shouldn't you play American football with feminists? Because they'll constantly shift the goal posts."
"""There is no GREG in 'team.' "" - super mean way to cut Greg from junior varsity."
"I saw a snail driving in a car with a big s on it. It was amazing to see that escargot"
"What do you call a tavern that only serves non-alcoholic drinks? A pro-teen bar"
"The best thing to do on New Years Eve is set the microwave timer with the countdown so the first thing that happens that year is Pizza Rolls"
"How do you spot a dwarf in a drugstore? He's the smallest one"
"If Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton gets in a car crash who will survive? America."