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Joke of the Day

"I do not care how old I am. I am going in the bouncy castle!"

"I think 90% of the software on my computer doesn't do anything except send me notices that there's a new version of itself."

"A guy walks into a Barr... and Roseanne's like, ""Hey! Watch where you're going!"""

"Remember to keep the 'inmate' in 'intimate' by getting married."

"What is the official bird of love? The Swallow."

"Chuck Norris is so awesome... He counted to infinity, twice."

"What do you call a French human delicacy? Estruckgo I came up with this while drinking french vodka. I am a horrible person when i drink french vodka."

"Do you know any sodium jokes? Na."

"Why didn't Hitler ever order a french dip? Because he hates au jus."

"Did you here about the kidnapping at school? He woke up."