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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a pushy aquatic mammal? Press'n Seal"
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"There was a monster who ate properties... He ate a lot."
"THE DOCTOR WITH HIS PATIENT The doctor to the patient: You are very sick' The patient to the doctor: Can I get a second opinion?' The doctor again: Yes, you are very ugly too...'"
"A penguin walks into an airport... A TSA officer stops him and says ""Penguins can't fly."""
"Did you hear the new penalty for speeding in Illinois? The first offense they give you Bears tickets and the second offense they make you use them."
"I made an appointment for laser hair removal then remembered that I don't have any laser hair."
"A guy walks into a zoo that only had one animal in it. It was a Shih Tzu."
"there once was a wonderful poet who knew that one day he woud blow it cuz his poems woud rhyme most of the time but occasionaly they didnt"
"What is another name for sunscreen? SOLution"
"What do you call black vegetables? Collard greens"