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Joke of the Day
"I wouldn't bother making a joke about an infinite line No point."
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"Son:Mom! What's a GF? Mom:if you are a good boy,you will get one when you're older. Son:What if i'm not a good boy? Mom:You'll get many."
"Why did everyone think the pie was gay? Because he blueberry."
"Arwen and Elrond https://i.imgur.com/meGn3q2.jpg"
"Why can you trust a coffee roaster? Because he never spills the beans :-)"
"Fiber Monday is a great idea... but is once a year often enough ? Oh....it's Cyber Monday ? Never mind."
"Did you hear about the nation's best farmer? He's out standing in his field."
"Why didn't the skeleton go to the concert? He had no body to go with."
"What's one cracker plus two crackers. [257 Calories](http://www.wolframalpha.com/input/?i=What%27s+one+cracker+plus+two+crackers%3F)"
"16 sodium atoms walk into a bar...... followed by batman!.... Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na"