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Joke of the Day
"I saw a turtle during a thunderstorm You could say he was shellshocked"
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"What's the difference between a jew and a Canoe? Canoes tip"
"My husband and I are trying to set up a new password for our computer. My husband puts, ""Mypenis,"" and I fall on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, ""Error. Not long enough."""
"My wife spent two weeks deciding what color to paint the bathroom. I got a cat on my 9th birthday and named it Cat."
"I want to be so famous... That I can just go as myself for Halloween."
"How do you kill a troll? With a firewall spell."
"It's been raining so much, I have begun the construction on my Ark. If you need any help I Noah guy."
"How do American chickens cross the road? In a bucket."
"What's the best part about locking your keys in the car at an abortion clinic? Plenty of coat hangers."
"Why don't you want to hang out with a dude from Chicago? Because 'Illinois you!"