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Joke of the Day
"How much does a pirate pay for corn? A buck an ear"
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"Shopping at Walmart to test my immune system."
"Its funny how guys always say they would give their left nut to do something awesome. Why is the right nut so much cooler than the left nut?"
"Why shouldn't you ever have an argument with Mobius? Because they're always so one sided!"
"When I was a kid my family was so poor my parents were forced to give my imaginary friend up for adoption."
"There were so many vampires at my Halloween party I lost Count. ]"
"I'm not looking for the woman who reads 50 Shades of Grey. I'm looking for the one that finds it boring."
"Did you hear about the albino fortune-teller who died in the house fire? She was a rare medium, well-done."
"What did T-Rex say after doing yoga for the first time? dinosore"
"I used to find window shopping depressing..... then I visited Amsterdam."