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Joke of the Day
"What do you do when you come across an elephant in the jungle? Wipe it off and say you're sorry."
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"Did Jesus pay for our sins with cash or credit card? Neither, he used praypal."
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"If life was reddit... I'd still be unpopular"
"Sometimes people ask me how I got so funny and I say ""It's easy. I'm just deeply, deeply sad and my life feels unnecessary and empty"""
"Guy: Do you like Cds? Girl: Um, sure that's a weird question why? Guy: Cuz u about to see deez nuts!"
"How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? That's not funny."
"Why are housing prices in Toronto falling? Because the market got flooded."