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Joke of the Day

"The NSA A government organization that actually listens to you!"

"Just bought some 007 Viagra It makes you rodger more"

"There is no ""I"" in ""team."" But there's an ""I"" in ""Tim,"" and my friend Carlos pronounces it ""team."" So there."

"How many animals can you fit into a pair of panty hose? 2 calves, an ass, a beaver, a shitload of hares, 1 camel toe and a fish nobody can find."

"What Did Cinderella say to the prince when she got to the ball? Grgggll"

"How many unemployed actors does it take to change a light bulb? (fixed) 100. 1 to change it and 99 to stand around and complain about how they coulda done a better job."

"What did the religious pear say to the grape that lost his wife? ""Everything happens for a raisin"""

"Why did the Jews wander in the wilderness for 40 years? Someone dropped a penny."

"I like to keep my friends close, and my attractive friends even closer."

"I used to be addicted to the Hokey Pokey. But I turned myself around."