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Joke of the Day
"Lorena Bobbit has died in a tragic car accident. Some dick cut her off."
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"Why did the Mexican train driver kill all of his passengers? I'm not sure, but he must have had a loco motive. edit: grammar"
"What did the Hawaiian man say when he say the buffet? Aloha Snackbar"
"""I don't know who you are, but I will find you and I will kill you and - oh sorry, wrong number."" - Liam Neeson in Mistaken"
"A man went to a fish and chip lunch organised by the local monastery... He strolls up to one guy serving, and with a big grin, asks ""Are you the fish friar?"" The guy responds ""No, I'm the chip monk!"""
"Farm counting A farmer had 30 cows, and 28 chickens... How many didn't?"
"My friends say I'm shallow... because I won't sleep with someone who's 200."
"What was I like in high school? You know that guy who drove a Camaro and banged all the cheerleaders? I'm the reason he passed calculus..."
"I just pulled over for a siren on the radio so I get it, dogs that bark at tv."
"Who was Noah's wife? Joan of Ark"