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Joke of the Day
"Friends with an ex? I don't even want to be friends with my friends."
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"Come on down! You're the next contestant on STFU!"
"What do you call a tick on the moon? A lunatic."
"What do you get when you combined a baseball player with a metal alloy? A steel"
"Demons must be obese... ...Because they hate getting exorcised."
"What's the difference between you and an egg? The egg actually gets laid!"
"Let's party like it's 1999. (Drink Bud Lights at my warehouse job with the guy on work release who had to go back to jail every night)."
"We've all heard of Whistler's Mother.... But what about Whistler's Father? I guess you could say that he's out of the picture."
"How do you make an egg roll? Push it."
"FB is the Flanders of social media, Twitter is Moe."