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Joke of the Day
"Where did William Tell take his garbage? To the dump, to the dump, to the dump, dump, dump!"
Next Joke
"I identify as an employee wherever I go. Now I can use any bathroom I need to."
"What's the definition of trust? Two cannibals giving each other blowjobs."
"What's long, hard, black, wet, and full of seamen? A submarine, you dirty fuck."
"What's the best machine to impress women at the gym? The ATM"
"How do Jews celebrate Christmas? They put parking meters on the roof"
"How do you know a Muslim is lying? their lips are moving"
"2 Penises rob a bank 2 Penises are busy robbing a bank. All of a sudden a vibrator bursts through the doors. The one penis says to the other: ""Oh fuck! It's RoboCop!'"
"When I was born, I was given a choice a big pecker or a good memory.... I don't remember what I chose"
"How many men does it take to put the toilet seat down? Nobody knows it hasn't happened yet."