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Joke of the Day

"We found love in a hopeless place We found Steve in a frozen place We found Stark in an iron case We found Hulk in some gamma rays We found Thor punching Lokis face"

"Q: What kind of snake is good at math? A: An adder."

"Just walked FACE FIRST into a spider's web on my porch. Shoutout to my neighbors who now think I love showing off my frantic break dancing."

"Drunk texts are only fun if you're the one sending them. With that said, I'm having a blast right now."

"What's the difference between a hippy and a hockey player? The hockey player takes a shower after three periods."

"What's denser than a feminist? Water. . . . . Water is denser than fat"

"Been a while since I've gone on Spring Break. How many wet T-shirts should I pack?"

"What is the difference... Q: What is the difference between leaves and a car? A: One you brush and rake, the other you rush and brake. Source: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Computational_humor"

"I wonder if Satan ever gets tired of getting Xmas letters from dyslexic kids."

"Ever wonder where the happiest place in the world is? It's gate 25 @ Kansas City airport after they announce 2hr delay for flight to NYC."