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Joke of the Day

"Hey, do you see that big yellow thing in the sky ? Yeah, the world revolves around that. Not you."

"Chivalry Is Dead They said chivalry is dead so I wanted to prove them wrong. I tried to be polite and hold the door open for a woman, but she kept screaming, ""Asshole, I'm peeing in here!"""

"What did the West African boy eat for breakfast? Ebola oatmeal..."

"I'm starting to wish I were a werewolf so I'd have a better reason for waking up nude in public with no memory of how I got there."

"What did the letter F say when he became cool? Sup G?"

"What gets longer when pulled, fits between breasts, inserts neatly in a hole, and works best when jerked? A seatbelt."

"Holy shit, FREE BANANAS at Walmart if you walk around eating them while you shop!"

"I tried the come-hither sign with my fingers when I was inside a girl... But she moved her face away and said, ""Are you really a dentist?"""

"Wanna hear a joke? A joke"

"Ever notice how loud the sound of a beer can opening up is at the gym."