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Joke of the Day

"If U are nervous about public speaking, no need to picture the audience naked, just realize they will be on their phone ignoring you anyway."

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"My friend is addicted to interventions and I don't know how to help him."
"""Sometimes I feel like a woman trapped in a woman's body"" - Russian nesting doll"
"Why exactly did the teenage mutant ninja turtles need to wear masks? That shit doesn't fucking add up."
"Most useless fish. Mermaid"
"What do you call it when Batman skips Church? Christian Bale."
"What type of melon would Romeo and Juliet have been? Cantaloupe."