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Joke of the Day
"What's brown and sticky? (not a stick) My Beyonce calendar"
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"Q: How do elephants smell? A: Really bad."
"What superhero consists of only 16 atoms? Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na BATMAN!!"
"So NASA has bombed the moon... So, it seems the moon is hiding weapons of mass destruction too."
"Ronda Rousey should change her name... To Sasha Grey, because her ass got wrecked."
"A city boy was on his first camping trip. He was eating his lunch under a tree when an old-timer came along. 'It smells like rain' he said to the boy. The city boy replied 'They said it was lemonade.'"
"Why is it better to date a woman with heavy thighs during the winter? Your ears stay warmer."
"You know what I love about world history? ... It's a long story"
"It's weird how british people say lift instead of elevator... Its like my dad saying ""your a disappointment"" instead of ""I love you"""
"What do you call a daredevil Gigolo with dwarfism? A Stunted Stunt Stunter."