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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a caffeinated beverage that lasts forever? Infini-tea."
Next Joke
"Why is Antarctica controversial? It's a polarizing topic."
"Me: Mom...Dad. I've decided to live on my own from now on. Parents: ok, cool. Me: Your luggage is outside"
"What does a squid sheriff form? An octoposse!"
"Beer is mankind's best invention ever, but the wheel is the most revolutionary."
"19 showed us what he has learned at college when he asked ""can we drink screwdrivers while we are opening presents?"" *making screwdrivers*"
"What does a redneck Buddhist believe in? Reintarnation."
"Tampax has announced that they will be taking the string off tampons and replacing it with tinsel. This is for the Christmas period only."
"Cow jokes **What do you call a three legged cow?** *Tri tip* **What do you call a cow with no legs?** *Ground beef* **What do you call a masturbating cow?** *Beef Stroganoff*"
"A client just thanked me profusely for curing his erectile dysfunction. -shrugs- It wasn't hard."