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Joke of the Day
"I don't have an inner child. I have an inner old person who wants everyone to shut up."
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"Trump's gonna be sooo mad when he finds out that China realized building a Great Wall didn't keep foreigners out 400 years before he did."
"DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A HUNTER & A STALKER What's the difference between a hunter and a stalker? ANSWER: The hunter has to wait until it's in season!"
"Did you hear about the clown who refined iron? He smelt funny"
"What do you call a dog who digs up dinosaur bones? A Barkaeologist."
"OH in the bathroom: ""Thank God I have another pair of panties in my bag, I shit all over these"". What. The. Fuck."
"Going to the middle east for Christmas Because Christmas is da bomb there... Came up that myself. I'll walk myself out..."
"Thor gets drunk, blacks out and wakes up next to a man. Confused, he looks at the man and says, ""I AM THOR."" And they guy says, ""You think you're thore, my ath is killing me."""
"When it comes to sex I'm a bit of a romantic... I only masturbate to the thought of fucking girls in the missionary position."
"My grandma bought my grandpa a new pair of pants. When she asked how they fit, he responded ""like a cheap castle. There's no ball room."""