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Joke of the Day
"Dried grapes are getting really expensive... I heard they're raisin the price"
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"I work in a bar called Advice. I get really good tips."
"The best way to teach your kids about taxes is by eating 30%of their ice cream."
"I was on my knees all night, screwing this nut from behind... ...when I woke up this morning, my hands were really sore."
"What do you call it when the Speaker of the House is angry? .... A raging Boehner."
"A little poetry never killed anybody. But haiku keeps trying."
"At an Irish wedding, someone said, ""Would all the married men stand next to the one person that has made your life worth living?"" The bartender was almost crushed to death."
"My local police chief does a talk on heroin... So you can't understand any of it."
"In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Chuck Norris."
"""He is survived by his poop and three hineys."" - obituary for the inventor of Mad Libs"