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Joke of the Day

"Hey baby, do you smell that?"" ""No."" ""Me neither, start cooking."

"What is the difference between kinky and perverted? Kinky is using a feather. Perverted is using the whole chicken."

"You could murder someone in California and they wouldn't even arrest you as long as you properly composted the body."

"What happens when two bald men put their heads together? They make an ass of themselves"

"Equality That's the joke."

"Psychic wanted: You know where to apply."

"TOP STORY: Do websites create articles with lists and arbitrary numbers to get you to click through? Here are 15 examples you wont believe"

"I've always taught my children that no matter what race or religion, all good looking people deserve respect."

"I read a very good book about astronomy last week. It was stellar."

"I want to start a subreddit about erectile dysfunction, but I seem to be having a hard time getting it up."