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Joke of the Day

"Stumbled upon my sister's porn while on the family computer That's the last time I google her name..."

"What do you call a marathon runner that refuses to stop? A joggernaut."

"How can you tell if a Redditor is European? Don't worry, he'll tell you"

"A 3 legged dog walking into an Old West bar. He says... I'm lookin for the man that shot my Paw."

"Perfect example of good & Bad luck Wind blows a girls skirts high (Good luck) At the same time dust falls into the boys eyes (Bad luck)"

"Do you like warts? No. Don't worry. They'll grow on you."

"What do politicians and sperm have in common? About 1 in every 600 million has a chance of becoming a human."

"What do you call a Chinese fly with no wings? A wok."

"What's black and white and red all over? Mimes in a chainsaw fight."

"Eating clocks is... time consuming. Sorry."