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Joke of the Day

"Dear MTV, I'm gonna start my own TV network called RealityTV (RTV) and play nothing but music videos."

"I have a knock-knock joke, but you have to start it."

"This Brazil v. Germany World Cup Game."

"I'm gonna go out on a limb and declare 'Drugs' the winner of the war on drugs."

"Last night I was questioned by a detective, and then afterwards we had sex EDIT: Seriously, gilded? I'm speechless"

"What do boobs and Christmas trees have in common? When you see really nice ones, you have to ask if they are real or fake."

"I remember the Christmas my son got me my first DVD. It was a rental...6 days overdue. And we didn't even have a DVD player!"

"Did you hear about the two gay basketball players? They went head to head."

"I've been texting this cute dyslexic girl. I think she likes me, but she keeps sending mixed messages."

"""Guys I gotta hang up I have a trout on the other line"""