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Joke of the Day

"Hi Operator, Can you connect me to Steph Curry? Operator: Just dial 739 Guy: I did but there's no Ring"

"My body is a temple... And it's devoted to Dionysus. Cheers."

"What's the opposite of Christopher Reeves? Christopher Walken. -not an original, just wanted to share."

"If you gave me a blowjob while in the shower, I'd probably shampoo and condition your hair while you do it."

"[Image] An image speaks louder than words. If words can be offencive, more so can be images. So avoid all words and images that can offend someone."

"You can't spell ""A.D.D."" without ""hey what is that is that some Go-Gurt"""

"It makes me sad that in this age of computers and video games, my children will never understand what it's like to be raised by television."

"How did the police determine which turtle ate the diamond ring? They conducted an in-turtle investigation."

"So a centaur walks into a bar The bartender says, ""Hey, how's the sore throat?"" The centaur replies, ""My throat isn't horse but my legs are."""

"I wanted venison for dinner But my wife said it was a little deer."