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Joke of the Day
"Trump is a misogynist. And I think it is disgusting the views he has on bitches."
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"What's the toughest type of pie? Punkin pie"
"i had a dream a policeman came into my apartment and gave me a field sobriety test and i failed and went to jail"
"A Medieval Escort I've been down on my luck, but today I was finally offered a job as a medieval escort. Unfortunately, it means I will have to work fucking knights."
"Did you hear about the Jew and the Scotsman who spent the night together? Apparently that's all they spent."
"Sarah Palin hasn't said anything idiotic yet this year. I hope she's okay."
"What time does Sean Connery get to Wimbledon? Tennish"
"I should probably eat this entire bag of Oreos tonight since they're going to expire in 2017."
"I told my boss I'm calling in sick today. He said, ""You can't do that when you're already here."" Is that true you guys?"
"If you're in a hot dog eating contest, poop on the table, and then while everyone is too grossed out to eat, just finish one hot dog."