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Joke of the Day

"Why do seagulls fly over the sea and not the bay? Because if they did they would be Bagels"

"I think it has become obvious that medicine companies have no idea what fruit tastes like."

"Hitler started the first ever Jewish Marathon.. But he couldn't finish the race"

"If I had a dollar for every time someone told me I am handsome I would have exactly one dollar.! Thanks Mom.!"

"If r/jokes was a person, what organ would he be having problems with? De-liver"

"What do you call a noodle that likes Reggae? A Pastafarian."

"Ingredients for an apocalypse salad Edive, thyme"

"The Seattle Seahawks play calling."

"I asked the doctor how much longer I've got. He said, ""A few inches. You clearly enjoy prostate exams."""

"A muslim, a communist, and an illegal immigrant walk into a bar. The bartender says hello Mr. President."