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Joke of the Day

"I showed an old lady my balls when I was at church today... It was a sacrilegious thing to do."

"I tried to catch fog yesterday. Mist."

"My favorite part of the song is the beginning when the rapper goes ""Uh oh"" like both he and you are about to embark on an unexpected journey"

"Everybody hates Crocs but the company is worth over $2 billion. Somebody is lying."

"Why did the cop climb the tree? He worked for a special branch."

"How many amoebae does it take to change a lightbulb one no, two no, four eight, 16, 32...."

"My ship has sailed, now I am waiting for the UFO."

"I thought I found my soul mate for a minute there, but he was just a pervert on the internet. *runs after him"

"New study shows that Diarrhea is hereditary... Because it runs in the jeans."

"Teacher: Can you count to 10? Fred: Yes teacher-one two three four five six seven eight nine ten. Teacher: Now go on from there. Fred: Jack Queen King."