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Joke of the Day

"Me: ""Hello? Yeah hi I'm calling about your commercial where the woman looks really happy cleaning the kitchen, what's her number?"""

"I'll never forget the day I met you... ...but I'm trying."

"I told a joke about Muhammad to a Muslim man.. And he blew up in my face!"

"two deer are leaving a gay bar one turns to the other and says ""I cant believe I blew 40 bucks in there"""

"A ginger wanted to join the Jazz band... But he didn't have enough soul."

"Why was the boy unhappy to win the prize for the best costume at the Halloween party? Because he just came to pick up his little sister."

"Why couldn't Mike Tyson go to the laundromat? Because it was clothed."

"Did you hear about the bedbug? He was undercover."

"What do you call your ex-girlfriend in Maryland? Old bae."

"What did the cow say to the other cow? HOLY SH*T A TALKING COW!"