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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between Mexicans and Jesus? Jesus didn't have tattoos of Mexicans all over *his* body"

"""Super Mario, come quick! Bowser kidnapped the princess!"" -That fucking coward! I'll kill him! Which way did he go? -He went to the left. -**Goddammit!!!**"

"I get that preschoolers go to bed early but it's still weird that Nick Jr becomes a hardcore porn channel every night at 8."

"Game of Thrones characters should have to wear jerseys with their names on the back"

"An upscale Asian restaurant called ""Suit and Thai."""

"Yes, It's true eagles can soar... ...but at least weasels don't get sucked into jet engines."

"Damn girl, are you Reddit? Cus you repeat the same stupid shit over and ov-- Aww shit........."

"I don't know why they call it lubricant... More like lubri*can*"

"A large hole was found in the middle of the city. Officials are looking into it."

"Spoiler alert: 2013 sucks too."