114006
Joke of the Day
"What is the last sound you hear before a pussy hair hits the ground? (spitting sound)"
Next Joke
"What do you call a ghost chicken? A poultry-geist!"
"Co-worker insists on talking with his mouth full. No one can ever understand him. Wish we had a dentist was in the house to interpret."
"A massive meteor hit Russia injuring hundreds. Rihanna insists the meteor has changed & that everyone should give the meteor another chance."
"If you're feeling bored, find a group photo of 4 girls on Instagram, and then comment, ""You 3 look great!"" Magic will happen afterwards..."
"They're like plastic slippers Wearing crocs is like getting your dick sucked by a dude. It feels great... until you look down and realize your a fag. That is all - Carry on :)"
"This coffee shop is so crowded I accidentally started working on someone else's screenplay."
"What did the one wall say to the other wall? ""Meet you at the corner"""
"If you take a picture of a man named Richard... Is it a Dick pic?"
"I was just at the beach and heard someone yell ""Help! Shark!"" I am pretty sure that shark wasn't going to help him..."