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Joke of the Day
"Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other side? ah wait, i can't remember the rest :/"
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"""Honey did you put a dead rattlesnake in my boot?"" Oh it died?"
"BOSS: quit listening to Vanilla Ice, participate in the meeting, and pay attention ME: so... stop, collaborate, and listen? BOSS: you're fired"
"What do you call a snake with a degree in engineering? A Boa Constructor"
"Told my wife I was so stressed that only a blowjob would help. She asked me where I was going to find a dick to suck at this time of night."
"Is that a burrito in your pocket or are you happy to see me? I'm cool if it's a burrito."
"National Women's Equality Day is the Same Day as National Dog's Day Coincidence? I think not."
"""IS ANYONE HERE A DOCTOR?!?"" I screamed on the plane. 3 men shot up. ""Ok, now are any of you single? I need a sugar daddy. I do butt stuff."""
"What did the horse say to the other horse? Hay,I thought you knew horses couldn't speak!"
"People who try to stop you on the street to sell stuff are the real world equivalent of online pop-ups."