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Joke of the Day
"I was watching Star Wars in English Class And a classmate says ""metaphors be with you"""
Next Joke
"That awesome moment when you open the fridge and the first thing you see is the thing you wanted to eat."
"Doctor Doctor I feel like a racehorse. Take one of these every 4 laps !"
"What did tarzan say when he saw a herd of elephants in the distance? ""Look, a herd of elephants in the distance!"""
"What's green got 6 legs and if it falls out of a tree it'll kill you ? A pool table"
"Two guys walk into a bar You think the second one would be smart enough to duck"
"Apparently If ur BF says ""if anything happens to me,I want u to meet someone new...."" ""anything"" doesn't include getting stuck in traffic."
"What do you call a fish that eats shit? A bottom feeder."
"Isn't it weird how when a cop drives by you feel paranoid instead of protected."
"What's the difference between being erotic and kinky? Erotic is when you use a feather. Kinky is when you use the whole dam bird!"