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Joke of the Day
"How do you piss Voldemort off? play got your nose with him"
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"What's the best way to lose some pounds? Leave the EU."
"If grandmothers say ""love you to the moon and back"" Do gay men say ""love you to Uranus and back""?"
"If I were to ask you out, would the answer to that question be the same as the answer to this one?"
"What's White and Sticky? Glue."
"One Night Stand This furniture store keeps emailing me, all I wanted was one night stand!"
"I want to make a jew joke Please don't jewdge me!"
"What kind of money do religious businesses make? Prophet."
"How many jobs did Speaker Boehner create in the past 4 years as a Speaker? One, when he left."
"I'm going to run errands, need anything? ""Yes, some new light bulbs"" Why, our current bulbs are too heavy? ""And a good divorce lawyer"""