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Joke of the Day

"*gives joke answer to daughter's 75th consecutive question* [20 years later, she's in an office] ""Everyone knows the moon was built in 1973"""

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"Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team? Because everybody who can run, jump and swim are already in the U.S."
"Think of all the new jobs Trump will bring to America: Wall builders, death squad patrollers, bounty hunters and immigrant poachers."
"[sees crush] Oh you're going to the mall? Wow weird me too. I totally need a new *tries to think of something at the mall* escalator"
"Someone outside the grocery store asked me if I had a few seconds to save the environment. I feel like it would take longer than that..."
"Picture a fish household with an upside-down bowl for their tiny human"
"Don't post negative things here Electrons"
"I quit my job as an accountant It was just too taxing"
"How many husbands have I had? You mean apart from my own?"
"Donald Trump."